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What is happening to my Body!?

No one told me that I would turn into a Porn Star. My boobs were always very big. It runs in my family. I just didn't expect them to be this big. I have already had to change sizes and it looks like I need to change another size. I weighted them on a scale and they are each 5 pounds...that is 10 extra pounds added to my ever growing body.
Not only do I have big boobs, but I now fart and burp as much as any guy. So, to feel pretty is kind of out of the question right now. For how many noises I make...it doesn't matter if I actually got a boob job...because that is how I feel. I just didn't have surgery and it looks as if I did. It's not really sexy to be kissing my handsome husband and start farting in the middle of it. I am so disgusting right now. Up until now, I told Nathan that women just don't do those things...because we are lady's right!? Ha, some lady I am right now. I apologize for anyone who takes offense to these things...not every women fart's and burp's when they are pregnant. Lucky me...I needed to just say these things. Why!? I say, Why!? I am happy that I am pregnant...I just don't like the side effects. Thank you very much.
XOXO-Erin
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Cazier Craziness said…
HaHaHa...... I needed a good laugh tonight. I feel for you. I really do! Pregnancy is supposed to be a beautiful thing, but it just isn't. The only part I liked about being pregnant I that I got a BABY out of it. That's it! Hang in there.
July 22, 2008 at 9:01 PM
Joi Montrief said…
LOL You are seriously so funny! I can't wait to see how big you're going to get. Post another dang picture will ya?? hehe
July 22, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Cal said…
wow. Porn boobs? that is funny! Hang on to them as long as you can. I can honestly say that I didn't have any weird bodily functions that were out of the ordinary when I was prego, but after the baby.... that is when all the fun begins for me! I am pretty sure there is a hole in my bladder and I think that I am missing some internal organs!
July 23, 2008 at 8:27 AM
Williams Forever said…
That is so true!!
Even after you deliver your sweet baby, your boobs swell like huge watermelons and then if thats not enough you have to nurse your child. good luck though.I love you. Cant wait to see you.
Like Callee says, she's missing stuff, well...I think I my hips are turned inside out. You just aren't the same after birth. You are better because your family is with you.
July 23, 2008 at 7:08 PM
Anonymous said…
How funny!!! I totally love how you are so brutally honest about your body changes. It makes me laugh hysterically!! Miss you!:-)
July 24, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Erin said…
Thanks for the comments....it makes me feel a little more normal...as much as I can be, I guess.
XOXO-Erin
July 25, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Bonnie said…
Oh Mama Mia! It's the invasion of the body snatcher who will hang out with you for a few more months and then return your body to you with lots more features.
July 29, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Joi Montrief said…
YAY!!! What a cute new picture! I love the pink. You are looking bigger...by the time I see ya, who knows, you might weigh as much as I do. hehe
July 29, 2008 at 3:51 PM
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